Me and someone talking (This is unfortunately a true story)
He: Hey guess what my new favorite singer is
Me: Who?
He: LMFAO, and my favorite song is Party Rock Anthem. Do you like to see me recreate the music vid?
Me: No oh god no
He: Nah, I’ll show you. Watch
* After watching while eyes open because he forced me to *
My sister:
Why can't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Me: Why?
My sister: Because there's too many ears.
Me:
My sister:
Me:
My sister:
Me: ...that was a really corny joke.
Me: Why?
My sister: Because there's too many ears.
Me:
My sister:
Me:
My sister:
Me: ...that was a really corny joke.
